Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less Chapter 6 ARM YOUR PRIVATE LEAR JET [ song will load and play automatically ] If it’s true the Second Amendment guarantees unlimited arms Why not build a chemical factory inside your neighbor’s barn? Be first in your neighborhood to command a Sherman tank Down to school to drop the kids off ‘fore headin’ to the bank Arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race Tom Jefferson owned a cannon, the big weapon of his day Here in the Twenty-First Century would he support the NRA? Or would he call them cowards for takin' on just guns Intead of fightin' for the right to bear unlimited nuclear arms? You know, life can be a bummer protectin' our gas-slurpin' hummers With the NRA limiting our rights to being merely machine gunners Arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race Better stockpile a zillion weapons for protection on the street When Congress kills sane gun bills there’ll be no cops left on the beat So, arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race Yeah, send Brady Bill ignoring maniacs straight to the federal pen Where they can all bend over and over and over and over and over and over again Click to Go Back to Contents Other Books by Richard Aberdeen Click Here to eMail the Author Copyright © by Richard Aberdeen Copyright © by Freedom Tracks Music No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author.  Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Music ~ Records / 292 Trails Circle / Nashville, Tennessee 37214 or requested via eMail.  Appendix Revolution and Revolution/Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as desired.