Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less Chapter 6 ARM YOUR PRIVATE LEAR JET [ song will load and play automatically ]         If it’s true the Second Amendment guarantees unlimited arms         Why not build a chemical factory inside your neighbor’s barn?         Be first in your neighborhood to command a Sherman tank         Down to school to drop the kids off ‘fore headin’ to the bank                Arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA                If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray                Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space                And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race         Tom Jefferson owned a cannon, the big weapon of his day         Here in the Twenty-First Century would he support the NRA?         Or would he call them cowards for takin' on just guns         Intead of fightin' for the right to bear unlimited nuclear arms?         You know, life can be a bummer protectin' our gas-slurpin' hummers         With the NRA limiting our rights to being merely machine gunners                Arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA                If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray                Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space                And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race         Better stockpile a zillion weapons for protection on the street         When Congress kills sane gun bills there’ll be no cops left on the beat                So, arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA                If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray                Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space                And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race         Yeah, send Brady Bill ignoring maniacs straight to the federal pen         Where they can all bend over and over and over and over and over and over               again Click to Go Back to Contents Other Books by Richard Aberdeen Click Here to eMail the Author Copyright © by Richard Aberdeen Copyright © by Freedom Tracks Music No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author: Inquires click here.  Appendix Revolution and Revolution/Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as desired.