Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less


Chapter 6

ARM YOUR PRIVATE LEAR JET
click here if song fails to play in 6 seconds


        If it’s true the Second Amendment guarantees unlimited arms
        Why not build a chemical factory inside your neighbor’s barn?
        Be first in your neighborhood to command a Sherman tank
        Down to school to drop the kids off ‘fore headin’ to the bank

               Arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA
               If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray
               Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space
               And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race

        Tom Jefferson owned a cannon, the big weapon of his day
        Here in the Twenty-First Century would he support the NRA?
        Or would he call them cowards for takin' on just guns
        Intead of fightin' for the right to bear unlimited nuclear arms?

        You know, life can be a bummer protectin' our gas-slurpin' hummers
        With the NRA limiting our rights to being merely machine gunners

               Arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA
               If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray
               Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space
               And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race

        Better stockpile a zillion weapons for protection on the street
        When Congress kills sane gun bills there’ll be no cops left on the beat

               So, arm your private Learjet and bomb the NRA
               If they can have machine guns we can have napalm spray
               Upgrade your tv satellite with a laser up in space
               And blast ol’ Smith & Wesson right out of the human race

        Yeah, send Brady Bill ignoring maniacs straight to the federal pen
        Where they can all bend over and over and over and over and over and
              over again





Click Here to Go Back to Contents

Click Here to eMail the Author

Copyright © August 20th, 2003 by Richard Aberdeen.
Copyright © Jaunary 7th, 2014 by Richard Aberdeen.
Copyright © February 1st, 2014 by Freedom Tracks Records.

No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher and signed by the author. Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Records or requested via eMail.  Essays entitled Revolution and Revolution ~ Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced and distributed as desired.