Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less Chapter 8 BIG BANG Was Darwin Really Fair to the Monkey? click here if song fails to play in 6 seconds Click Here for Music Video of this song          They say trust in science, don’t say nothin’ in school ‘bout sin          That we come from a monkey’s uncle but that’s hardly fair to them          ’Cause if science had the brains of the dumbest monkey on the block          We wouldn't worry ‘bout global warmin’ or nuclear aftershock                                               Blame it on the big bang                                     And Darwin’s orangutan                                     Why blame ourselves when                                     The good times boomerang?                                     If we're afraid to believe in God                                     Who the hell else can we blame for rain?                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     An' DNA chain                                     If we’re afraid to mention God                                     In our public schools                                     Kids will get no satisfaction                                     From breakin’ all his rules                                     If they won’t listen to a dang thang                                     And hang with a street gang                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     An' DNA chain                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     When they call you jackass                                     For usin’ God’s name in vain                                     In your science class                                     When natural selection                                     Brings social rejection                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     Come on, help us sang                                     If you lose that high-tech job                                     And you can't pay the rent                                     You got no money in the bank                                     An' the paycheck’s long been spent                                     When they lock your butt up in the hole                                     For drinkin' away the pain                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     An' DNA chain                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     When they declare you insane                                     And no matter which pill you take                                     It don’t cure the last gilt pang                                     When youthful pride starts saggin’                                     An' the wing has left your wang                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     File a medical claim                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     And the black hole in the space                                     Between ACLU ears                                     And the rest of the human race                                     When the gods of rocket science                                     Blow us past the cosmic plane                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     And the DNA chain                                     Blame it on the big bang                                     An’ our sci-fried brain *       * Inspired by MENSA: Mental-midgets of Evolution's Natural Selection Advance. Click Here to Go Back to Contents Click Here to eMail the Author Copyright © December 10th, 2019 by Richard Aberdeen. Copyright © December 10th, 2019 by Freedom Tracks Records. ( including from several earlier copyrights ) No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher and signed by the author. For inquiries, please contact Freedom Tracks Records.  The essays entitled Revolution and Revolution ~ Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced and distributed as desired.