Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less Chapter 8 BIG BANG Was Darwin Really Fair to the Monkey? [ song will load and play automatically ]       They say trust in science, don’t say nothin’ in school ‘bout sin       That we come from a monkey’s uncle but that’s hardly fair to them       ’Cause if science had the brains of the dumbest monkey on the block       We wouldn't worry ‘bout global warmin’ or nuclear aftershock                             Blame it on the big bang                             And Darwin’s orangutan                             Why blame ourselves when                             The good times boomerang?                             If we're afraid to believe in God                             Who the hell else can we blame for rain?                             Blame it on the big bang                             An' DNA chain                             If we’re afraid to mention God                             In our public schools                             Kids will get no satisfaction                             From breakin’ all his rules                             If they won’t listen to a dang thang                             And hang with a street gang                             Blame it on the big bang                             An' DNA chain                             Blame it on the big bang                             When they call you jackass                             For usin’ God’s name in vain                             In your science class                             When natural selection                             Brings social rejection                             Blame it on the big bang                             Come on, help us sang                             If you lose that high-tech job                             And you can't pay the rent                             You got no money in the bank                             An' the paycheck’s long been spent                             When they lock your butt up in the hole                             For drinkin' away the pain                             Blame it on the big bang                             An' DNA chain                             Blame it on the big bang                             When they declare you insane                             And no matter which pill you take                             It don’t cure the last gilt pang                             When youthful pride starts saggin’                             An' the wing has left your wang                             Blame it on the big bang                             File a medical claim                             Blame it on the big bang                             And the black hole in the space                             Between ACLU ears                             And the rest of the human race                             When the gods of rocket science                             Blow us past the cosmic plane                             Blame it on the big bang                             And the DNA chain                             Blame it on the big bang                             An’ our sci-fried brain *       * Inspired by MENSA: Mental-midgets of Evolution's Natural Selection Advance. Click to Go Back to Contents Other Books by Richard Aberdeen Click Here to eMail the Author Copyright © by Richard Aberdeen Copyright © by Freedom Tracks Music No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author.  Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Music ~ Records / 292 Trails Circle / Nashville, Tennessee 37214 or requested via eMail.  Appendix Revolution and Revolution/Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as desired.