Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less


Chapter 2

CAPITOL OFFENSE
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                           You gotíta feed your congressman, baby
                           You got to feed him every day
                           You gotíta feed your congressman, baby
                           You got to feed him every day
                           Oh, morniní, noon aní nighttime
                           You gotíta kiss his ass in every way

                           Pay his kidís way to law school
                           Buy his olí lady a fancy car
                           Pay his kidís way to law school
                           Buy his olí lady a fancy car
                           Supply him a little boy blue
                           Aní expensive Cuban cigars

                           You gotíta feed your congressman, baby
                           You gotíta feed him every time you get the chance
                           You gotíta wine him aní dine him
                           And fly'm to Tahiti and France
                           The more ya bribe him, baby
                           The deeper he'll stick his hand down in your pants

                           Got the businessman in his pocket
                           The preacher man in his Gucci shoe
                           Got the businessman in his pocket
                           The preacher in his Gucci shoe
                           Started in life a rich man
                           Aní likely heíll die one, too

                           Ignore the homeless aní the veterans
                           And cut the funds for healthcare
                           Vote himself a raise and leave
                           The school lunch tables bare
                           Fill up the olí pork barrel
                           And build a bridge to nowhere

                           Pack Wall Streetís war chest
                           On a false weapons pitch
                           Take food off the poor plate
                           Aní give it all to the rich
                           Like Robin Hood in reverse
                           A no-class lyiní ass son of a bitch

                           Headiní up to DC
                           For a day of recompense
                           Oh, headiní on up to DC
                           Peopleís day of recompense
                           Join the million-mile protest line
                           A genuine capitol offense
                           Yeah, a genuine capitol offense *



* Inspired by Mass Murderers in High Places.





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