Fixing America In 500 Words Or Less Chapter 40 PLUTO click here if song fails to play in 6 seconds        We learned that there is nine of you in old man Murphy’s class        Some of you are solid an’ the rest are full of gas        Now they say you’re just an ol’ washed up eccentric rock        Kicked out of the cosmic neighborhood upscale block              Pluto, wanderin’ free in the cold fringes of space              Vetoed to a planetary science basket case              You strayed inside of Neptune, many miles from a proper course              An now Charon your faithful moon is filin' for divorce        Like that cartoon dog who stole your name, you’re miscast an’ abused        Leavin’ loyal friends here on earth cryin’ and confused        Spinin’ in a wild, weird orbit, billions of miles from any sun        May be a little on the frigid side, but you never hurt no one              Pluto, wanderin’ free in the cold fringes of space              Vetoed to a planetary science basket case              You strayed inside of Neptune, many miles from a proper course              An now Charon your faithful moon is filin' for divorce        You may have been a little too inclined to march to your own drum        A wayward rock an’ rollin’ soul, social outlaw, maverick gypsy on the run              Pluto, wanderin’ free in the cold fringes of space              Vetoed to a planetary science basket case              But they’ll get their just reward of mockery an’ heathen shame              When God’s angels vote you into the planetary hall of fame Click Here to Go Back to Contents Click Here to eMail the Author Copyright © December 10th, 2019 by Richard Aberdeen. Copyright © December 10th, 2019 by Freedom Tracks Records. ( including from several earlier copyrights ) No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the publisher and signed by the author. For inquiries, please contact Freedom Tracks Records.  The essays entitled Revolution and Revolution ~ Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced and distributed as desired.