Philosophy Of The Common People FAITH OF A SCOTSMAN                  On the first day, God created heather and Scotland                  And the rest of the earth apparently as an afterthought                  And on the second day he divided the waters                  From the superior whiskey we’ve so often bought                  On the third day God created trees and fine herbs                  From which temptation’s apple so readily grew                  And on the fourth day he created the housefly                  For it seems he had nothing much better to do                  On the fifth day God created weeds and the Irish                  So we could curse him freely without hurting our conscience                  And for some reason he created fruits and vegetables                  Which forever in our heart has made absolutely no sense                  And on the sixth day, God created woman                  From our tired abdomen on to a pain in the rear-end                  But on the seventh day he fashioned that leaf called tobacco. . .                  And now the Scotsman believes that God is his friend Click Here to eMail the Author Other Books by Richard Aberdeen Copyright © 2002 by Brothers/Sisters Productions ~ Copyright © 2002 by Richard Aberdeen        No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author: Inquires click here.  Appendix Revolution and Revolution/Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced and distributed as desired.