Philosophy Of The Common People


LIFE SUCKS
by Robert G. Fuchs


           My name is Robert Fuchs, that does NOT rhyme with ducks

           Going through life with a name like Robert Fuchs truly sucks

           My schoolteachers called me Robert, my friends dub me plain Bob

           Try having a name like mine when applying for a preacherís job

           When strangers ask who lives in the house at the end of our lane

           My neighbors pretend that they donít even know my true name

           Yesterday at the cafť, the waiter trying hard was hardly able

           To keep from laughing while appointing Fuch head of the table

           When he paused for the expected tip, I just wished him good luck

           Quite certain from me he was not likely to receive a single buck

           For I have no doubt he on purpose rhymed it with chicken cluck

           And deliberately dragged my good name down in the dirty muck

           Someday things will be different and there will be no more rebukes

           When I place my hand on the Bible, swearing in as President G. Fuchs





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