Philosophy Of The Common People LIFE SUCKS by Robert G. Fuchs My name is Robert Fuchs, that does NOT rhyme with ducks Going through life with a name like Robert Fuchs truly sucks My schoolteachers called me Robert, my friends dub me plain Bob Try having a name like mine when applying for a preacher’s job When strangers ask who lives in the house at the end of our lane My neighbors pretend that they don’t even know my true name Yesterday at the café, the waiter trying hard was hardly able To keep from laughing while appointing Fuch head of the table When he paused for the expected tip, I just wished him good luck Quite certain from me he was not likely to receive a single buck For I have no doubt he on purpose rhymed it with chicken cluck And deliberately dragged my good name down in the dirty muck Someday things will be different and there will be no more rebukes When I place my hand on the Bible, swearing in as President G. Fuchs Click to Go Back to Contents Other Books by Richard Aberdeen Click Here to eMail the Author Copyright © 2002 by Brothers/Sisters Productions ~ Copyright © 2002 by Richard Aberdeen No part of this material may be reproduced or utilized in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including printing, photocopying, recording or by any information storage or retrieval system, without permission in writing from the author.  Inquiries: Freedom Tracks Music ~ Records / 292 Trails Circle / Nashville, Tennessee 37214 or requested via eMail.  Appendix Revolution and Revolution/Side B are open copyright and may be reproduced or utilized as desired.